The Rat King of Denmark
Did you notice in Amazing Spiderman 2 that Peter Parker´s ringtone is the tune of the Simpsons "Spiderpig"??

jackhoward:

This better be a joke and not blind ignorance oh god oh god oh god

Omg

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids play “Alice in Wonderland”

what the fuclk did i just watch

I’ve got a ton of hair guys. This isn’t funny. What am I gonna do with this stuff?

I’ve got a ton of hair guys. This isn’t funny. What am I gonna do with this stuff?

I lost two followers recently and gained two back in a day.

Take that, the man.

Someone buy me an air horn

I’m hungry and I can’t sleep. :(

I seriously don’t know how to deal with this anymore. I’m not equipped to deal with this.

lousytomlinson:

the kaiju wants the little dude

Hijab Tutorial for Eid by Nabiilabee

Gah. I just finished reading through the script for the show I’m in and jesus this is crazy and hilarious. I wonder how we’re going to pull this off. Haha. I have lots of lines this is very good for me.

Stupid quiz tryin to tell me I’m a Hufflepuff psh.

GRYFF FF FF IN DOOOOOOOORRRRRR

*air horn sound*

❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: Rebecca

age: 18

birthday: May 18

single or taken: kraft single

height: 5’ 3”

eye color: brown

middle name: lee

favorite color: paaaank

lucky number: five

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house [x]: This test said Hufflepuff but I’m a Gryffindor down to my core bro

favorite fictional character: Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelpha u v u

favorite television show: IASIP, Community, Arrested Development

favorite season: Fall

describe yourself in a few words: mean,lazy, dreamer who wants to be famous

future children’s names: Swag Master Gunderson

meaning of your name:  “Captivating” or “to tie firmly”

ultimate otp: MACDENNIS or Newton Geizsler x Otachi

what do you plan to/do for a living: I want to act in other words homeless

starbucks order: Caramel Flan Frap or Latte

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: introvert

dawn or dusk: dusk

righty or lefty: righty tighty

coffee or tea: coffeeeee

rain or shine: rain

reading or writing: /whispers is neither an option? I guess writing. Not essays tho. Fuck that. 

Progress on the wall paper as well

Progress on the wall paper as well

We laid down the first layer for brick mortar today. Excited to see the final product. Brick me bitch.

We laid down the first layer for brick mortar today. Excited to see the final product. Brick me bitch.

thisisnotjapan:

Surprise surprise, it’s racist garbage. It’s like Frankenstine made an abomination out of katy perry, gwen stephani, and ke$ha. I really shouldn’t have to explain what’s wrong with it, but in the first 5 seconds we have:
Butchered the Japanese language
reduced Japanese people into props
bastardized Japanese street fashion
and made ourselves look like we’re trying WAY to hard to revitalize our careers. My guess at the thought process for this was “what do the kids like these days??? What’s that Japanese stuff called.. um.. kuhwaee? Yeah that’ll get us money! We can still keep pretending like Avril Lavigne is relevant to the younger generation!” 
Anyways it was a terrible failure and a really, really sad joke I hope I will never have to see again.

thisisnotjapan:

Surprise surprise, it’s racist garbage. It’s like Frankenstine made an abomination out of katy perry, gwen stephani, and ke$ha. I really shouldn’t have to explain what’s wrong with it, but in the first 5 seconds we have:

Butchered the Japanese language

reduced Japanese people into props

bastardized Japanese street fashion

and made ourselves look like we’re trying WAY to hard to revitalize our careers. My guess at the thought process for this was “what do the kids like these days??? What’s that Japanese stuff called.. um.. kuhwaee? Yeah that’ll get us money! We can still keep pretending like Avril Lavigne is relevant to the younger generation!” 

Anyways it was a terrible failure and a really, really sad joke I hope I will never have to see again.